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Northsider

A somewhat dirty, slovenly animal, that resembles a human being. Typically from, or living on, the Northside of Dublin city or County Dublin, Ireland. North Dublin, is seperated from the affluent district of South Dublin by the River Liffey - once clean with sparkling water, but polluted by northsiders who use it to wash themselves annually and dispose of their excrement in the river.

Northsiders are not to be confsed with the homless tramps a class above the Northsider, that cross the city from the southside of Dublin to forrage for scraps of food in the refuse in bins, left by the clean southsiders who are unfortunate enough to have to work on the Northside.

Northsiders often eat their young, and have a distinct language of their own, thereby eliminating them from any normal profession, or decent social class.
Heard in Dublin - "Look at that filthy Northsider, it is covered in it's own urine and vomit"
Written on toilet walls - Im a Northsider, lob it inthere boss
Said in court by Northsiders - "not guilty"
Said by Judges - "I would lock that disgusting animalistic northsider up for the remaining years of his pathetic life if I could. However I cannot, so instead I sentence him to 10 years"
Said by a posh Northsider in a uniform - "do ye wan friez wit dat missuz?"
by southsiderdublinireland December 15, 2012
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Northfield

A rich white waspy suburb in the North Shore of Chicago. Teens attend Sunset Ridge School then New Trier High School driving around in BMW's and Mercedes wearing Abercrombie and American Eagle. There is little to no downtown, and most teens hang out in The Glen in Glenview. The losers go to Loyola.
(Northfield teen) OMG! I got a BMW not a Ferarri? Daddy hates me!
by P.E.T.E.R October 30, 2007
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North Side Fudge Factory

Another name for Wrigley Field home of the Chicago Scrubs.

Also the World's Biggest Gay Bar.
The Chicago Cubs play at the North Side Fudge Factory located at 1060 W Addison St. Chicago, IL 60613.
by Mr. Blada July 7, 2009
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North Side Kings

A name not worthy of mentioning. Boasts about one lucky swing, as if it could ever be repeated. A fat-slob piece of shit that will probably die of a heart attack the next time he pushes his tub-o-gut out of the way in search of his pencil dick. The only thing shorter than his fighting technique is the fame he got from it. Still, no one cares about the North Side Kings. Chump. No-name. Working construction in the desert. Gig-less. Moneyless. The only fans are family and friends. Lardass with a microphone. No one pays to see their shows, they don't get paid whether they play or not. Stick to rolling trusses you fatfuck.
The North Side Kings claim to have a fanbase but there is no record whatsoever of them EVER playing a show that has been publicly announced or attended. Keep jamming for your relatives you fatass.

You are immortalized only for the fact of being a loser. Good job, now go eat a few boxes of Hostess Cupcakes.
by TubaCity September 30, 2004
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Izzy Northridge

She is a beautiful person inside and out. She'll make you laugh till you run out of breath. She is often random and rowdy but you can't help but love her anyways.Often straying from the normal things in life she likes to think outside the box, and often does. She sees things unlike any other person you will ever meet because her mind is so complex. Because she often overthinks things she can become slightly self concious and not think shes good enough for you. She doesn’t always think everything through before she says it but in the end she will clear it all up. Although she's extremely smart she'll make you find it out for yourself, meaning you should never get on her bad side. If you make this girl angry she'll make you're life a living hell because she will not stop spamming your phone untill it breaks. never. Despite that she's all together a really nice person and has many friends. Most people love her. She's a great best friend and a better girlfriend.
by Tom, better than ebony October 21, 2018
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North side

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NORTH $ide $aN Jo watz up homeboy
by N$$J RYDA 408 April 25, 2005
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Northfield

A rich white waspy suburb in the North Shore of Chicago. Teens attend Sunset Ridge School then New Trier High School driving around in BMW's and Mercedes wearing Abercrombie and American Eagle. There is little to no downtown, and most teens hang out in The Glen in Glenview.
(Northfield teen) OMG! I got a BMW not a Ferarri? Daddy hates me!
by Peter.K October 20, 2007
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