nooberty

noun - The transition in which a "n00b," or a beginner, becomes "l33t" in a certain area or field, espically in internet gaming (e.g. counterstrike).

1.After playing CS for about a year, Joey went through nooberty and was so l33t he was able to join a Cal-O clan.

2. I hope I hit nooberty quick so I can scrim my friends.

by N. Bivens August 3, 2006

dick noose

A girlfriend or lover who uses great sex to keep a man around who obviously does not want to be there or to keep a man in the home when he is about to leave with friends.

noun
I tried to leave but I'm caught in a dick noose.
adjective
That dick noose won't let me leave.

by Gavin B July 5, 2007

hanging like a noose

A description of the state of being extremely hungover. Extreme state of hanging, emphasised by the comparison to the function of a noose

I drank soooo much last night and I'm absolutely dying today. I'm hanging like a noose

by teamon December 24, 2011

Noserape

The unexpected act of violating someones personal space by sticking your two fingers up that persons nostrils.

I just got Noseraped by that blonde girl!

by Todd Chen January 24, 2008

nooner

mid day lunch hour fuck

i had a great nooner today

by Dan M May 1, 2003

nooner

a "quickie" at noon, especially on your lunch break at work, with the chica from accounting

We slipped into the janitor's closet and pounded out a nooner.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 20, 2002

Phone-noser

Assholes who walk with their nose in their phones—while crossing the street, dog-walking, driving or at the gym. Phone-nosers are the fuckers who'd crash right into you if *you weren't the one paying attention.

Carlotta's blood pressure rose when she saw a phone-noser almost get hit by a car while crossing the street with his dog.

by Uncle Joosie September 18, 2017