Loch Ness Monster

n. An abnormally long piece of human excrement, characterized by the tail end going down into the bottom of the bowl, and the head end breaking the surface of the water. A poop is only classified as such when it is in one continuous, unbroken piece. In many cases, the person responsible for the freak-poop is astounded by how much poop came out of them.

Pooper: "Holy Crap, dude, come check this out. I just crapped a Loch Ness Monster!"
Friend: "Oh my gosh, what the hell did you eat?"

by drobert January 9, 2010

Neisty

When you don't want to get nice, and you don't want to get nasty, you can just get neisty!

"Chris Webby and I went out last night to the club, got mad biddies, drank patrone, and ended up felling reall neisty."

by AndrewFINK April 8, 2009

nessa

most beautiful girl have talent singer

Nessa is queen

by anonymous January 6, 2021

Ness

The kid from the video "Earthbound"
Who also appeared in Super Smash Bros. and Super Smash Bros. Melee.

Ness wins!

by Earthbound Factory 69 May 13, 2004

Neish

Adj. - Used in situations where nice just isn't enough, a compliment of the highest quality.

"You look so neish today"

by trippynigga2050 November 7, 2012

Nessi

Nessi is a very smart, kind, generous and loving person with a big heart he likes art, science and math and is very loved by everyone.

Sam: here is nessi coming

John: yea he is so kind and nice bro he is good with everyone

by THE NMAER April 30, 2019

Nessie

- A nickname for someone named Vanessa
People named Nessie are wonderfully complete people, more than skin deep. Beauty drips off of them and when the drops evaporate, they become the silver linings of clouds. A Nessie has wondrous beautiful eyes sparkling with clever untold plots. The name 'Nessie' is notable for the near impossibility of speaking it without smiling.

Nessie! *smiles* what did I tell you about cleaning up after your pet Koala! are you listening Nessie!? *smiles*

by ap erson February 4, 2010