jizz mopper

its the guy in the nudy booth after each guy jerks off.

the jizz moppers job is to clean it up after each guy shoots a load, cause practically everyone does it right on the glass. I dont know if youve noticed but cum stains if you dont clean it up right away

by voll July 11, 2003

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muppetfucker

Muppetfucker: noun
Imbreeding generally leads to one having the appearance of a muppet.

You muppetfucker, that's your sister!

by dreams March 25, 2007

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Muppet Arm

A shriveled up arm with a useless limp hand hanging off the end of it. Think Kermit the Frog.

Does Jeff need help carrying that? He has a muppet arm.

by jerkbag donny October 18, 2011

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muppet high

the feeling of euphoria after seeing The Muppets Movie, in which one wants to hug everybody in the world and will not be sad for the next two years or so

Proctor: "I'm on such a muppet high right now, not even the accident we just saw can bring my mood down."

by TimeBeing November 25, 2011

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muppet chuck

The way you throw a small or tiny person so that they have an unpredictable flight pattern.

"Do you think you can take that guy?"
"Heck, I can Muppet Chuck him across the room"

by POINTSSSS April 10, 2015

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Soap Muppet

(n), A discarded sliver of soap found in communal bathrooms and showers, that has, over time collected enough pubic and body hair to take on the appearance of a Jim Henson creation. With characters ranging in colour and size (and hair coverage) each has a personality all of their own.

Holy crap I think that Soap Muppet is growing.

by 13owen c/o Turbo June 23, 2010

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