When you fuck someone so hard but end up ejaculated violently on the floor, and, to keep shame from besmirching your dojo, use your partner's hair to mop up the subsequent sticky situation.
I wanted to just fuck and bop it, but I ended up having to buck and moppet instead. Pathetic. I'm going to drink bleach now.
by Thaddeus P. Heizenwalder March 24, 2017