monopology

portmanteau of monopoly and apology, n.; when all of a person's time in a conversation is spent saying 'sorry'.

"You don't have to say 'sorry' for saying 'sorry' all the time, Jeff. Its just that this is turning into a monopology."

"Sorr..."

"I said don't fucking say 'sorry' again!"

"Sorry, I jus..."

"Say 'sorry' again. Say 'sorry' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say sorry one more goddamn time!"

"My bad, man."

"Gahh!!!!"

by daphunkeefeel1 April 28, 2014

the monopoly guy

When two guys and one girl have sex and the men speak with English accents, wear monocles, and monopolize her vagina and mouth

Dan and Dan gave Eliza the monopoly guy and, afterwards, went for a spot of tea and some crumpets

by dirk diggler 35 May 4, 2014

Monopolist

A person who is obsessed with the board game Monopoly. Most Monopolists can name the properties in order and the rent for most spaces.

It took us 30 minutes to decide on a game beause Jacob over there is a Monopolist, suggesting the MLB, NFL, Disney, Peanuts, Star Wars, and original before deciding on "Clue."

by geniusonwheels February 12, 2009

Monoplado

A tornado that targets Monopoly boards. Making it impossible to put everything back on the board to resume playing.

Player 1: Dude, you owe me $5,000.

Player 2: HOLY SHIT A MONOPLADO!

by whoaanusss February 23, 2009

Manopener

The title which is given usually to a member of the male gender as to designate them as a living tool for no other purpose then to remove lids on jars, or opening unwieldy tin cans by use of brute strength.

person1: could you please open this jar?
person2: I'm not your manopener do it yourself!!!
person1: sorry, I just thought you could put some of that roid rage to use.

by Jeremy.w.c November 23, 2009

Monomester

One term, instead of something like 'trimester'. Can describe school years that are broken up into more than one part.

It's the second monomester of the year.
This monomester is the hardest one!

by BlancoOso June 13, 2011

Fortnite monopoly

Monopoly trying it's hardest to appeal to fortnite kids but accidentally turning innocent children into virgins

I bought Fortnite monopoly and turned into an eternal virgin

by hnyaw hoi June 5, 2019