monoped

A dude with just one leg. Usually found using a stick for support, on account on not having another leg to use as such. Sometimes mistaken for scarecrows, parking meters or lamp-posts, the life of a monoped is not an easy one and the constant hail of abuse from bipeds (normal people) can seriously damages their confidence, sometimes to such extremes that they end up never leaving their house again. The ones that live their whole lives indoors eventually turn white and look like cheap imitations of casper, especially if they're bald.

woah man, look at that freaky monoped
yeah, haha, let's go throw things at him
no man, monopeds have feelings too
you said that about gingers
yeah, I was lying then too

by Herr Hitler April 23, 2008

mooped

(verb): The experience of writing an e-mail to a large group of co-workers, and drawing a reply-to-all that sets out in point-by-point excruciating detail all the errors in your e-mail, and how you are a complete moron, for the entire group to see.

I thought I'd analyzed that issue correctly, but man, did I get mooped!

by 1Platypus March 13, 2013

Monogede

A word used when you're so drunk that you can't actually talk/spell/do anything. At all. Except lie on the floor, texting your friends nonsensical messages.

'Monogede our of my lovely hughn.'

See, this received messages makes no sense, but the word 'monogede' stands out, and therefore merits its own dictionary definition

by Ladyash April 15, 2008

monopod

One who is only in possession of half the number of testicles that is normally available to a man.

"Did you hear about Shawn Naidu?" "Yeah man, he's a monopod rite?" "WORD"

by varun saran April 13, 2007

monopenis

(adj): the condition of only liking one penis

Jessica is monopenis. She only likes Mike's dick. They have been together for 5 years.

by AwkwardCookie April 16, 2013

monoperformalitis

a disease affecting primarily architects who seek a single ultimate resolution which satisfies all of their project's goals, namely performance and utility. In this strain of the disease, the "itis" denotes a less severe and potentially curable form of its morbid parent strain "monoperformalosis."

symptoms of monoperformalitis include but are not limited to: judging an architectural project's value based entirely on its environmental performance.

by ArchitecturalHealing November 18, 2010

Monope

The action or occurrence of receiving a large sum of money and instantly paying some expense with it.

My check went straight into my gas tank! so much monope.

by Xplicitt December 13, 2012