Microphones

Small listening devices that drive you bat shit crazy.

We all put microphones in our ears!

by pychopath May 14, 2015

Microphoned

During oral sex, the person giving oral sex grabs the penis in one hand and slaps the head with the palm of the other hand saying "Is this thing on?"

Repeat until he answers or falls to the floor.

"She was giving me head, smiled and then the bitch microphoned me!"

Next time you give head and your man hasnt been listening, microphone him. I bet he'll listen next time!

by SweetMaurine November 23, 2016

microphone emoji

a vibrator

i love my 🎤 (microphone emoji)

by sexy hot baby January 27, 2021

blowing in the microphone

An insult usually used in online games

I blowed in the microphone after that kid sniped me

Blowing in the microphone is offensive

by Maxifire32 April 26, 2022

Microphone

used specifically during smoking sessions,meaning to keep the blunt with you and not pass it,either intentionally or unintentionally.😁

Haji, don't microphone the joint.

by Stoner_dictionary August 17, 2018

microphone sex

Sexual intercourse (usually done without a microphone in the room) in which the orgasms are so loud that they seem to be amplified.

Me and my girlfriend had microphone sex last night; the neighbors called 911 because they thought it was a break-in (which in a way it sorta was).

by reallyhotguy666666665 January 22, 2012

microphone head

1. A complete and total fucktard
2. Hitler (aka Hieter)

Wow, Hieter is such a microphone head!

by Bomber February 18, 2003