Mickey Mouse

A mouse owned by the Walt Disney Company. You can see him at Magic Kindom in Florida or at Disneyland, California.

Me: Hey there's Mickey Mouse and Minnie
Friend: They make a good couple. I wish I was Mickey.

by Kyle Barnet May 30, 2006

Mickey Mouse Degree

A really useless degree that has no practical use/no work out of it to the people who study for and earn it, or if they DID have value, they don't now due to overpopularity.

A few examples of a mickey mouse degrees are:

Media Studies
Business Studies
Sociology
Philosophy
Art History

Yes, they may be interesting to study, but there's no pot of gold at the end of them.

Most mickey mouse degrees tend to be BA (Bachelor of Arts), whereas BSc (Bachelor of Science)/BEng (Bachelor of Engineering) degrees actually have real value and practicality. Although it may be noted that Law is BA.

BSc/BEng degrees include:

Psychology
Biology
Chemistry
Physics
Computer Science
Mechanical Engineering
Aeronautical Engineering

Jay spent thousands on a mickey mouse degree at his local university studying Art History. Although he found it interesting, he could find nowhere to actually apply this knowledge to, so he ended up in a Managers job at McDonalds instead, whereas his friend Korena studied Computer Science and got lots of good work offered to her by various schools and business coding networks, as well as an offer by a computer company to help them set up a brand new Operating System. Why? Because her university major was PRACTICAL and USEFUL.

Pick your GCSE's, A-Levels and degree choices wisely, kids!

by fnkjsfhjsfhkjsdhfsj October 31, 2009

mickey mouse bullshit

its a addition to the word shit,
when something sucks worse than shit.

ya know what, im sick and tired of your mickey mouse bullshit.
What kind of mickey mouse bullshit is this?

by Robert Parker December 24, 2003

mickey-mouse

v. Mickey-mousing is a reverse motorboat. A person places the back of their head between a woman's breasts and shakes their head back and forth. It got its name because the breasts look like ears.

In return for taking her to Disney: Live! Ashley had to let Chad mickey-mouse her.

by v00 March 21, 2014

Mickey Mouse Change

Small amount of money. Usually, used in gambling or investing.

Guy, pour some real dollars into this stock pick, not this mickey mouse change.

by gtmeredith February 20, 2011

mickey mouse shirt

When an individual's man-boobs/boobs and large gut cause a shirt being worn to take the shape of mickey mouse's head and ears.

Person A: "Nice mickey mouse shirt, tubby!"
Person B: "I'm just big boned!"

by ld1575 April 17, 2016

mickey mouse stream

any of quackity's streams./j

"hey dude, wanna watch this quackity stream with me?"

"no what the fuck i'm not watching that mickey mouse stream"

by liquibat April 14, 2021