methsperation

Desperate activities borne by the abuse of meth. Most often exhibited by your meth cooking neighbors or just plain old crazy ass meth addicts. May include threatened mugging, kidnapping or stealing of pets and/or babies and offers of dirty sweaty meth-sex in exchange for cash. Made much more humorous due to how physically unimposing emaciated 20 year old meth addicts are, and also how they are often in a state of nudity or undress when these desperate activities occur.

Man those crazy skinny white bitches keep waking up on my porch, trying to mug me and steal my baby. Then they try to have sex with me. Must be some serious methsperation!

by Ashley Billman January 21, 2008

Mephiles

Name of a villian in Sonic The Hedgehog 2006. Took on the form of Shadow and started a turd war of his own.

Name also applies to some Dance/Industrial band formed about a year and a half ago...Trippy ass shit

Mephiles: hahaha Shadow now I can do anything I want with this form! I'm going to take back what is mine!

Shadow: *unimpressed* yeah...

Some Sonic fan looks up bands named after his "hourly worship"

Sonic fanboy: o.0 WTF THERES A BAND CALLED MEPHILES!? GAWD Im gonna listen to em forevah cuz Sonic rulez. I wonder if therez a band called Chaos Control...*ponders and spends hours more on the godforsaken cybernet, playing WOW every few hours then going back to playing his 360 on Sonic 06*

by Cumatoid August 16, 2010

mephobia

The fear of becoming so awesome that the human race can't handle it and everyone dies.

...Ahhh.... I see... Well it would seem that you have a common ailment called mephobia

by TheBrittwith2tits April 28, 2011

Mepstein

Also known as Sepstein, is a word used to describe a pair of identical twins that no one can tell the difference between

person 1: sepstein?
Mepstein: NO! IT'S MEPSTEIN!

by bunmepstein July 5, 2011

mephitic

Toxic smelling, foul

So pretty, but her ass had a mephitic stench

by MunkeyX June 11, 2018

Methsturbate

The act of masturbating while high on methamphetamine.

Methsturbate — the act of beating meat for hours, or even days on end while zapped, zoinked, and zooted.

by Dr. Numbutt Sphincterstein May 16, 2019

Mephidante

A force of nature that resides within every human being. This phenomena is fueled by injustice, and upon releasing it causes total chaos and destruction. It is essentially a form of karma that can be personified and embodied by an individual who decides to resist against those they're oppressed by.

''Woah, after being slandered and yet again antagonised, he continues to unleash Mephidante on those men!''

by Mephidante March 6, 2021