Menstrualicitation

The act of using an excuse related to the female menstrual cycle and making it a point to sell people on that idea.

Menstrualicitation is when you give some bullshit like this: "Sorry that I'm late for work, but I started my period." "No, I can't have sex with you. I'm on my period."

by lucky bailey rocks September 26, 2021

communal menstruation

When a group of females who live together or near each other, or at least see each other on a regular basis, start getting their periods at the same time each month. (It's got legit scientific basis. Don't question it) This is usually coupled with nonstop public discussion of cramps, bloating, and how fucking stupid all of the men you know really are.

Guy 1: What the hell is up with those chicks lately? They've been huge bitches.

Guy 2: Oh, dude, they're all on the rag. It's that communal menstruation bullshit. I'd stay away if I were you

by Lil' Papa November 10, 2010

Menstruating whale snatch

A phrase to describe a large amount of blood, paint, tomato juice, originally coined in the 60s to describe the tomatoe orgy popular in The Village in NY, now used by reporters inveigled by the Thai red shirts.

All these Thai red shirt rioters with their paint, and OMG blood, it's like a menstruating whale snatch, yeah!

That expression captures the overwhelming red so well, I hope it makes it to Urban dicK

by Dr Merkin May 14, 2010

Manstruation

When a man is having his “period.”

Glendolf is so emotional today. He must be manstruating. Manstruation is not his friend.

by Hootoohatty June 22, 2018

menstration

It is the male version of PMS. When a male is having mood swings and just actting like an ass.

I asked flemroid how was his day and he said "fuck you I dont need this shit right now" then goes to the cabinet and gets some potato chips sits on the couch and watches Oprah. Flem had Menstration so hard he was actting like a middle aged house wife.

by CANINE February 19, 2008

MENSTRUATION PROBATION

MENSTRUATION PROBATION IS THE PERIOD OF TIME A MAN OR WOMAN IS SENTENCED TO SUFFER FROM LACK OF FORNICATION WHEN IN A RELATIONSHIP AND THE FEMALE IS ON HER PERIOD

brittney began her period and was sentenced to MENSTRUATION PROBATION causing her to be celibate all spring bring

by tisgigm March 30, 2011

menstruating clown

A person (usually male) that acts like a drama queen with PMS. First coined in the late 80's.

That Shawn is such a menstruating clown.

by Jim Schwartz January 18, 2005