marissa

Strangely true, but scientifically proven, marissas of the world are 92% hot, bangen and/or extremely fuckable. When seeing such a marissa, you will become sexually aroused and most likely get a full or partial erection..
Note: similar results as a medusa, except only part of you turns to stone. Look away if a marissa is near.

“Damn that brunette over there is abnormally gorgeous, can you tell I have an enormous woody”
“Oh, that’s a marissa, and yes, you have pitched quite a tent there"
"marissa??!!,, figures,, they're always hot!!.."

by heyfever May 2, 2008

Matias

Matias is the hottest fucking kid you’ll ever meet. He gets the most fucking pussy and has sex everyday he fucks girls on a daily and all the girls want him inside of them.

Person 1: oh jheeeeez he’s fucking hot
Person 2: ya duh he’s Matias

Person 1: I want his dick in my pussy right now

by Xxygzz_jr March 18, 2019

Marissa-ing

The act of being EXTREMELY sexy.

whooooa bro look at that girl shes totally marissa-ing up that pole.

by iRsoHIGH March 30, 2010

Marissa

An amazing girl overall. She's adorable and reminds you of a lil tike. She is lovable, touchable, and fuckable in every sense. You just wish you could just spend the rest of your life with her. She is sexy and has a cute giggle. She is extremely ticklish. She is very caring and gives great massages, in every aspect. Although she can be very defiant, selfish, and childish at times. Otherwise and excellent friend, girlfriend, and wife.

Guy 1: I got a new girlfriend. She's sexy and I can't wait to tap that...
Guy 2: Her name wouldn't be Marissa by any chance?
Guy 1: Yeah...how'd you know?
Guy 2: Because I just got done taping a Marissa.

by HarrySack69 March 14, 2011

Marissa

She's a classy/dirty broad! She will break you off when you're dancing and will rock your world! Not many can handle this girl but it happens sometimes.

That girl on the dance floor is such a Marissa!

by Nicholii June 10, 2011

marissa cooper

Marissa Cooper is a fictional character on The OC, played by Mischa Barton. Marissa is a rich socialite in Newport Beach, California. She was beautiful and popular, the princess of Harbor School, Newport.

Marissa was killed in a car crash by surf rat, Volchok, and will be forever missed.

Marissa fans have created the Save Marissa campaign.

Marissa Cooper is the best character on the OC.

by Emilov January 5, 2007

marissa

An amazing girl who is loved by everyone. She is perfect and loves food and gymnastics. She is the best girl who is easily loved. Amazing in the best way!!!!!!!

MMMMM look at hurr she must be a marissa

by carolyl April 24, 2015