Martintucky

Affectionate appelation for Martinsville, the county seat of Morgan County, Indiana, known solely for being the hometown of John Wooden. The term is an allusion to the fact that anything south of Johnson County might as well be Kentucky.

"Dude, I got lost in Morgan County and had to get directions from some children of the corn in Martintucky."

by sparkplug88 November 3, 2011

Martinus

Martinus is a very rare species of male often mistakened for being Mexican but is usually Indonesian. He has the magical capabilities of remaining unbiased in any dramatic situation. Watch out! Martinus does not handle stress very well and therefore needs to be paired with a Blanca so that she can be the calm to his storm. Martinus is a quiet and studious fellow but can turn up harder than anyone else.

Dang! Martinus just took four shots without chasers!

by Djblonx November 12, 2014

Marcus & Martinus

Two 15 year old singing twin brothers from 'Trofors' in the north of Norway. They broke through as 10 year olds when they "MGP jr 2012" wich is a Norwiegan singing competition. After that they released more songs and became more famous in europe. They have also released 3 albums, "Hei", " Hei fan spesial" & "Together", a book " Vår Historie" (our history), a tv serie, and a full feature film "Sammen om drømmen"
Ig: @marcusandmartinus (1m followers)
M.ly: @marcusandmartinus (almost 2m followers)
Twitter: @marcusmartinus (20k followers)

-"did you know that there is some twins that i love?"
-"NO i didn't, is it Marcus & Martinus?"

by E Gunnarsen July 12, 2017

Martini de la Mort

Where a sexual partner pushes a toothpick down their partners urethra and attempts to use oral sex to suck it out.

I would never do a Martini de la Mort.

by PingaPal June 16, 2017

Wal-martitis

The delusion that prices never go up.

Mom was shocked at how much I paid for this sweater. I swear, she has wal-martitis!

by Environmentally A-Ware July 14, 2010

Redneck Martini

When people order a draft beer and put olives in it to give the apperance of a sophisticated beverage.

Bartender, give me a redneck martini, I need to look posh and drink a beer at the same time

by Ambermarie1 May 6, 2011

Hillbilly Martini

The term made mainstream by the band Blackjack Billy in the song “The Booze Cruise.”

The literal definition is “a body shot off a string bikini”

1. I drank so many Hillbilly Martinis at the pool party at Put-in-bay.

2. During spring break in Daytona Beach, I blacked out from too many Hillbilly Martinis.

3. At Myrtle Beach there is a Hillbilly Martini guarantee.

4. Hillbilly Martinis will get you in the summer.

5. All of these girls, not enough time for Hillbilly Martinis from all.

6. WV Wesleyan girls are the best for Hillbilly Martinis.

by Buckhannon's Best October 22, 2014