martinisfat

A description of Martin describing the amount of fat he lugs around. In which he does in very large quantities.

Martin is fat because he eats to much and is very fat.

martinisfat by bob Bobson +Mcdoogle February 16, 2004

Martinization 

A system used during times of economic strife or struggle where babies are drowned and/or burned in fields.

"My fellow Americans. As president of the United States of America, it is my sole duty to inform that we presently find ourselves in economic turmoil, thus we are executing Martinization. That is all."

Martinization by Mommie Dearest March 2, 2010