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Testicle Marionette

The act of having your testicles controlled by someone else. (Like a wife, generally stored in her purse) While the said testicles are in the other persons possession, they are fitted for a harness which is placed around the finger tips of the testicle possessor and made to dance around.
Jeremiah was in a real bind. He got drunk last night and woke his wife up at 4am now she has a testicle marionette
by ta4877 November 11, 2009
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Marion

someone who is loud, able to make you smile, always chooses the hard challenges, and is always there when you need a friend. Usually pretty, but can be average looking too.
cam: oh wow look at that babe!
john: oh yea. marion! shes super nice!
by Cheva145 July 3, 2009
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Marlon

My mannnn..
Me: “Yo what’s up Marlon” Marlon: “My mannnnnnn”
by Spooky Collin July 14, 2021
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Marlon

handsome and young dashing man which is good in bed and has a big dick. He is really good at making love and is a caring, loving young man. He is the most important and best person you will ever meet in your life.
Marlon is a beast.
by sexyperson0211 March 2, 2015
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Maroon

Term made famous by Bugs Bunny meaning a pushover, or one easily fooled.

A dope, fool, idiot, or nincompoop.

Unbelievably stupid person.

Might have been derived from moron: adding an extra letter "o" to moron meaning double-moron, thus a maroon.

Usually preceded by the words "what a"...
He thought he was eating chocolate ice cream but it was
vanilla with chocolate syrup--what a maroon!

He thought that wax fruit was real--what a maroon!

He fell in love with a stripper again--what a maroon!
by thedzone September 23, 2009
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l + plundered + no wenches + marooned + ye have scurvy

what pirates say after winning
Pirate 1: "Yarg, ye beat me in coconut ball!"
Pirate 2: "l + plundered + no wenches + marooned + ye have scurvy"
by DoubleDickDan February 10, 2022
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Mairon

Mairon is a wonderful being. Rebellious against the days society, but true to his heart. Mairon will find one woman who makes him happy and will do anything within his power to make her his. Mairon is alluring and attractive, but loyal and trustworthy. If you're lucky enough to be picked by a Mairon, don't let him go.
Man, they're so happy together. I wish I had a guy like Mairon.
by bonanzabug February 23, 2012
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