Magic Envelope

The hidden file on a computer where the user hides their porn.

"I'm grounded for a month because my mom found my magic envelope with all my BDSM stuff in it."

by Roflcopter505 October 5, 2011

magic sock

A sock you use for cum while master-bating.

"Why do guys call it a magic sock"
"You would call it magic too if you shot your cum on your chest."

by Joel Alan Penless December 23, 2013

Magic Frog

An invitation for sexual activity involving the repetitive flailing of one man's flaccid genitals, specifically the scrotum against the skin between your ass and your penis, with the intention to make a revolting yet beautifully natural mating call for all males in a radius of 10 metres to hear. Frequently used in a variety of locations from gay orgies to bromances.

Brynn: What's that slapping?

Tom: It's Connor. He's in his bedroom practising the Magic Frog for tonight.

Brynn: He sounds pretty good.

Tom: I know. Tonight's going to be great.

by 3dslover March 25, 2014

magic poop

Magic poop is when you take a shit, wipe and there is nothing on the toilet paper!

I just had a magic poop.

by Daphuk October 17, 2015

Magickwood

When your a dude with a small penis but when your hard like magick it's a total different size.

Yo last night I dropped my pants in front of my date and she laughed at my size I told her gimme a second and she saw that magickwood

by Hom2436 January 24, 2018

magic poon

Vagina in which a man cums in under 5 seconds

Dat bitch has a magic poon!

by Bdb2019 January 18, 2019

magic numbers

the 6 numbers used to find a specific doujinshi on nhentai.net

often used to discretely ask for sauce

(OP:) posts image
(Viewer:) Magic numbers?
(Stranger:) 215137

by Groobley June 28, 2019