A man that loves to be loved, a true nigga till the day you die and loves you like a brother has many secrets and has a girlfriend that he would love till the day he dies and also will always have your back.
Haste a big cock
Haste a big cock
Damm look at my boy Mateo and his girl she probably loves Mateo’s dick cause it’s so huge.
He probably works out his peen
He probably works out his peen
by Nottus12 October 4, 2019
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by meteoritemax January 26, 2010
Get the Meteorwrong mug."Mateo is a usually mild-mannered creature who, when supplied with an adequate amount of guac, is very calm and easy to talk to.
If Mateo does not have his guac, he turns into the Mateo Monster.
The Mateo Monster will stop at nothing to get his guacamole.
When confronted by the Mateo Monster, you have two options:
1. Give him guac
2. Run like hell
If Mateo does not have his guac, he turns into the Mateo Monster.
The Mateo Monster will stop at nothing to get his guacamole.
When confronted by the Mateo Monster, you have two options:
1. Give him guac
2. Run like hell
Mateo is not himself someone pls make him some guac before he transforms once again to the Mateo monster
by Adrienne yo December 23, 2016
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by grammarnazi71 November 21, 2016
Get the social meteorology mug.When you have the girl wrap her legs around you and pick her up and spin as fast as you can while holding onto her arms, then once the centrifugal force starts to pull her away, you nut and let go of her, causing her to shoot across the room, with a trail of cum.
by AbeVigoda86 March 26, 2019
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