Dirty Layton

The Canadian equivalent of the Dirty Sanchez.

Named after the famously 70's porn-starish moustache of New Democratic Party (NDP) leader Jack Layton.

Since Canadians are stereotypically polite, the explicit definition is left under the Dirty Sanchez header. The definition of a Dirty Layton is broad enough to also incorporate the Dirty Sanchez's first cousin, the Dirty Rodruigez.

Also used as a metaphor for any particularly distasteful or grossly disrespectful act.

- Hey hoser, I don't know what you're talkin' aboot, I didn't give you the Dirty Layton. I cleaned up with that oily rag over there. (literal)

- Man, don't spill s*&t in my car then shrug like it's not your problem, that's just a Dirty Layton move... (metaphor)

- Some people also consider the scandals that Jean Chretien left for Paul Martin to deal with as a HUGE Dirty Layton.

- For American readers, the deficits Bush left for Obama to clean up... also a HUGE Dirty Layton

by Mr_Furious April 5, 2009

lamonni

The most annoying price of crap, and very mean, and loyal to her boyfriend.
A very good fighter,funny at some times and be on there phone a lot like I mean a lot like no life on a phone type.

Lamonni is a very not kind person until u meet her

by The most popping March 5, 2018

laemon

A lemon, except more laemony.

laemon

by thisiswhaticallsuffering August 14, 2019

laydon

Smart, definitely been in this world before born. Loves attention! Beautiful human being. Very nurturing and loving. Spontaneous and sensitive. Just wants love and to give love. Biggest heart ever.

Laydon will make your world a better place.

by Bchmami June 6, 2021

The Lamont effect

The situation of trying not to get propositioned by women but being such a puss magnet that it's inevitable.

He was trying to have a quite drink in the smokers section but the Lamont effect was in full force

by The diamond April 27, 2019

Laytonsville

is a small town in montgomery county, maryland where the population is basically 300. there is a number of mcmansions. there are mostly white people who live there and some asians, blacks, indians, but there are no latinos. the median income is about $85,000. there are only 3 public schools. Laytonsville Elementary School, which is like 5-10 minutes from everyone's house, Gaithersburg Middle School, where all the rich kids come from Laytonsville which is like 20 minutes away, and Gaithersburg High School which is a fucking 30-45 minutes away. laytonsville is basically where you will find all the rich kids.

poor kid: where do you live?
rich kid: oh i live in laytonsville
poor kid: you live in a house?! damn you must be rich

by jlc93 October 30, 2008

layona

TRUE SAVAGE!!!!! With a big bum🍑

' Layona you are a savage!'

by Boss lady titiana April 15, 2017