Jockosexual

The act of hairy men/adolescent males piling up on top of each other and grunting, usually on top of some type of real or imagined "ball". It is enjoyed mainly on school ovals in many cultures.

"GRRRR! UH! OOOH!!!! WHERE'S THE BALL? RIGHT HERE!!!!!! OOOH!!!!! FOOTBALLS!! GRRRR!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!"

(From across the oval)
"Damn Jockosexuals."

by Emosexual "Deckers" and That Guy (Micah) July 1, 2006

JOKO

A favorite past time for all humans of all ages and sex (mainly males). The acronym stands for "jack off knock out."

"hey what did you do last night"
"nothing much, just the usual. JOKO"
"Hey me too"

by JSAG January 15, 2008

Timmothy Jenkons

The greatest person ever. Plain and simple. He is everywhere, and nowhere.

A: Who do you think is going to win the NCAA Tourney this year?

B: Timmothy Jenkons of course!

A: Oh yah, I forgot.

by Timmy J. April 15, 2008

Jonkey

A tall oaf like creature, who can't row, never has any money and is a bit thick

Look at that jonkey rowing

by kieran Pulford July 21, 2011

jankologist

One who initiates or participates in the intense study of jankiness. I.e., studying whether or not jankiness is a state of being, or a set of behavioral choices resulting from a janky (inanimate) environment.

Jankologist: "Is this a janky pen, or is the quality of this pen a result of jankiness inherent in its builder?"

Pen Builder: "Do you like my mullet? I'm from Pierre Part!"

by DL Smith September 1, 2008

jinkobah

lerxs' internet boyfriend

see also: misc,misc fighter II turbo,lerxs' other internet boyfriend popeholden

Jinkobah: BE MY INTERNET BOYFRIEND
Lerxs: OKAY

by Jinkobah January 12, 2005

Jonnoasm

Extremly strong sexaul feelings which bring a women to 3 times of her potential climax. This can only be achieved by very attractive women who have sex with with jonno.

Women who had sex with jonno says: "oh my god, last nite i had such a jonnoasm ".

by Jonno E May 9, 2005