jizzapop

a popcicle that has jizz all over it

i have a popcicle can you make it a jizzapop dave

by pdea October 20, 2008

Jizzpanned

When you ejaculate and the cum shoots to an unknown location to be later found on your person, piece of furniture, clothing etc
Made famous in the film 'There's something about Mary'. Ben stiller ejaculates and the jizz is found hanging from his ear by Cameron Diaz. He therefore had jizzpanned his ear.

"I jizzpanned somewhere, but I have no idea where it went."
"There's a ghost jizzpan around here somewhere. I have to find it"
"Dude.....I totally jizzpanned my hair".
"I think you might of jizzpanned last night buddy"

by Flangemaurader September 12, 2014

jizzaphobe

A germaphobe or person who is obsessed with cleanliness specifically as it relates to jizz. Their worst fear is touching something that someone may have jizzed on.

D: I was going to put my apartment on Airbnb, but then I thought better of it. I mean, who knows, they could jizz all over the place and I'd never know.

K: Dude, you're such a jizzaphobe.

by kayteesal April 15, 2016

Jizzum bath

After sex the woman holds the jizz in. Then once in the bath releases the jzz into her bath thus bathing in jizz= jizzum bath , soft skin 👌🏼

Why you soft you babe , i had a “jizzum bath”

by Wanielle July 21, 2018

jizzpression

the act of taking an antidepressant and then masturbating to see if you’ll cum or not

Tonight I may attempt a jizzpression after dinner

by strawberrypunkcake April 9, 2023

Jizzue

tissue, napkin, papertowel or general cloth you jizz onto or wipe your jizz on during the course of masterbation

bro1 - NO DONT USE THAT ITS A JIZZUE!
bro2 - wtf is that
bro1 - a tissue i jizzed on!
bro2 - ...* pauses, drops and leaves *

by Yofray February 4, 2009

Jizzum

A person is so hott, the only word you can use to describe them is the result of what happens when you think about shagging them.

Kemi: OMG that guy was just Jizzum! daym!

by Just Tina January 21, 2011