Your honor we did. Jizzoner
by 4realazitgits April 23, 2021
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“Dude isn’t it like 8 in the morning? Why is Jazzmon so energetic?”
“I don’t know man, but I want some of that energy.”
“I don’t know man, but I want some of that energy.”
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1. When a person thinks of something so stimulating, they cum immediately.
2. When a person has a way of thinking or is doing something that is self-stimulating, they physically and/or mentally jizz immediately and rapidly.
2. When a person has a way of thinking or is doing something that is self-stimulating, they physically and/or mentally jizz immediately and rapidly.
by CasualFridayIX March 3, 2023
Get the Jizzmental mug.Frederick: Hey little Timmy, wanna learn about Jizzonomics?
Timmy: Get away from me Uncle Fred! Mom said you can't talk to me anymore!
Frederick: When jizzing, the average male jizzes between 1.25 to 5 milliliters of jizz. There are 5 to 25 calories in each jizz release, so there is roughly 4.5 calories in a milliliter of jizz. Half a gummy bear has 4.5 calories. a 16 ounce bag of gummy bears, containing 390 gummy bears, costs $13.99, which is approximately $0.0359 per gummy bear, or $0.0179 per half gummy bear. So, with this we can value one jizz release at $0.0179. With your current net worth of $9.87, you can only jizz 551 times until you won't be able to afford to jizz any longer. But hey, after jizzing 551 times, you'll still be left with $0.007099999999999634 to spend on hookers or whatever you kids buy nowadays.
Timmy: Get away from me Uncle Fred! Mom said you can't talk to me anymore!
Frederick: When jizzing, the average male jizzes between 1.25 to 5 milliliters of jizz. There are 5 to 25 calories in each jizz release, so there is roughly 4.5 calories in a milliliter of jizz. Half a gummy bear has 4.5 calories. a 16 ounce bag of gummy bears, containing 390 gummy bears, costs $13.99, which is approximately $0.0359 per gummy bear, or $0.0179 per half gummy bear. So, with this we can value one jizz release at $0.0179. With your current net worth of $9.87, you can only jizz 551 times until you won't be able to afford to jizz any longer. But hey, after jizzing 551 times, you'll still be left with $0.007099999999999634 to spend on hookers or whatever you kids buy nowadays.
by nigletified August 5, 2024
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Welp. It's time to shoot some globs of glue into the old jizzoon.
Jizzoon: oh my god please just fucking kill me already
Jizzoon: oh my god please just fucking kill me already
by Suckmytoes_77 March 11, 2024
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