google resume

The first page of results that comes up when a person's name is put into google.

I should have checked this guy's google resume before I hired him.

I met this chick the other day and I was totally into her, but then I checked out her google resume and it turns out she used to be a dude.

There is some other dude with the same name as me who is totally fucking up my google resume.

by Jonah Sauce January 14, 2009

Googlebox

1. Any form of personal computer with access to the interweb, most commonly used for searching porn and stock quotes.

"Hey hand me the googlebox, I need to check my email."

by Demarke December 9, 2008

Google Clicker

An unofficial job title to describe a person who does little more than surf the internet at work.

Since things have slowed down at the office, I've become a $30/hr google clicker.

by The Private Investigator January 30, 2009

googlebated

When your are suckered in to Googling useless shit just to prove a point.

Native Americans can't grow beards! "Hold on let me Google that!" I've been googlebated.

by Diabos January 29, 2016

googleble

If you can think of the possibility of googling something then it definitely exist.

"Hey do you know why all those rocks are on the shoreline of Ventura state beach?" "No, but I am sure it is googleble, check it I want to know."

by menabean September 14, 2016

geoplex

A Melodic Drum and Bass as well as Dubstep artist from Australia. Geoplex uses FL Studio 20 and makes hella sick beats. He's currently commissioned by Last Abyss making the soundtrack to their game Space Pulse.

"Did you hear the new Geoplex track?"
"Nah dude, I thought he stopped uploading, haven't heard anything from him in years"

by Xyanp June 28, 2019

The Google, it does nothing!

When Google's search result turn up nothing usually because the search item doesn't exist or google hasn't indexed it yet.

morphed from "the goggles, they do nothing" simpsons refernece.

12:31:44 am rlane: have you tried super slick 66 instead of crisco?
12:32:24 am tang: is that car oil?
12:33:17 am rlane: it is a special oil
12:35:57 am cryptol0rd: The Google, it does nothing!

by cryptoL0rd May 13, 2010