garfunkly

When someone just smells or looks garfunkly

Hey! Have you noticed She is kinda garfunkly today?

by Cuckfollower69 August 13, 2017

Garfunkel

When you fart and your asscheeks smack against eachother so that they get numb

Guy 1: Oh no! i think im gonna let out a Garfunkel! tell my family that i love them.

Guy 2: Im so sorry bro i will always remember you.

Guy 1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by dinkelberries, puken January 17, 2020

Garfunkel Says

A kiddie game whereby you get credit if you always remember to NOT comply with a request if "Garfunkel says" is uttered beforehand.

I love playing "Garfunkel Says" wif da neighborhood kids, but da problem is dat I often have trouble remembering if da action-requester actually said "da magic words" or not, and so I tend to get GarFLUNKeled a lot during said uproarious game. :P

by QuacksO December 6, 2020

Garbunkle

Garbunkle is a Flavor of Juice that’ll get you all the way fucced up or a Feeling of Expression and Excitement

“I was sippin on that Garbunkle the otha day”
“man that nigga was Garbunkle as fuc yesterday”

by FebrezeWRLD February 19, 2021

Garfunkel

The little bits of poop that stick to the inside of the toilet bowl despite repeated flushes. Sometimes they linger for weeks, despite how many times you attempt to dislodge it with your pee stream.

Man, that Garfunkel has been there for weeks. We should really clean the toilet.

Nah, I’ll just pee on it some more.

by Wordsmith2themax September 24, 2021

Gorfunkle

look up jazz in star wars LOL

bro you just gorfunkled all over the sheets

by raajy November 25, 2021

Garfunkeling

GARFUNKELING (v): A micro-obsession with a single song. Usually while in a somber mood with something like Kathy’s Song by Simon and Garfunkel on repeat.

Sorry I haven’t texted back, I’ve been down and garfunkeling all afternoon.

by MrsWeasley March 14, 2022