furk

A very rich kid or someone who likes expensive stuff

Dude 1: "Dude, did you just get yourself a brand new phone? You just bought one last week! Oh my god, you're such a furk."
Furk: "Furk?"
Dude 1: "F U, Rich Kid."

by iamnotafurk November 6, 2012

Farkling

An obscure contact sport, played on an asphalt surface dusted with sand. Defence is 40 heavily padded guys carrying cut off hockey sticks. Offense is one guy in gym shorts carrying an eggplant. Top team is from Wassewa, Manitoba, Canada

Prior to the Farkling season, there were four brothers, then the youngest switched to offense. Now there are three.

by Beezer1966 December 20, 2008

penis farkle

Poo particles left on one mans penis after being farted on making the mans penis sparkle.

Prostitute: Would you like a blumpkin or penis farkle?

by filipino29 June 15, 2010

farker

Someone lacking the wit necessary for the SomethingAwful forums who likes to hang out with other knuckledragging, adolescent semiliterates. Poor spelling, poor Photoshop skills, and a complete lack of a sense of humor are a must, and it helps to be twice as opinionated as you are informed about any particular issue. It's also essential that you don't mind seeing the same retarded cliche catchphrases and images posted over and over again; these people haven't seen a new joke in years, and wouldn't recognize one if it showed up.

You would get banned from the SA forums for being as unfunny and ignorant as the best poster on Fark.

"Did you see that the sixth grade kid who fell off the monkeybars and landed on his head is finally back in school this year? Word has it that the brain damage was so severe that he's become a farker."

by Bevets' Mom July 18, 2005

flark

It can have many different meanings.
Usually replaces the word "fuck" in a language called flernglish, so that you can freely "curse" without actually "cursing", because nobody knows wtf you are saying.

If said in the sense of something being "flarky" then it means cool or awesome.

Person A: Dude, I totally flarked that girl in the ars!
Person B: Dude, Thats the same girl that I flarked in the ars! That is so flarky!

by Daviel May 5, 2008

furkey

Fake Turkey...turkey that is watery, comes in a round shape, and can be cut with a fork.

Damn, the cafeteria is serving some nasty furkey.

by DarkBohemian January 7, 2005

Fark Off

A variation of the word Fuck Off
It is a colloquial term used primarily by southern English farmers but many more cantankerous persons from the region do also use it. In general it is a popoular term for humankinds who consider themselves "grumpy bastads" eg; those who feel querulous and lackadaisical toward others to the extent that they feel no need to engage in converstion with them...at all...never.

Happy Chappy - Hello there my freind, how be you on such a wonderful summers evening
Grumpy Bastad - Fark Off...
Happy Chappy - Ermm...Ok...
Grumpy Bastad - Meh...

by TizToTheWiz July 23, 2008