farkness

What one calls when it's f*cking dark

sam: it's so dark
bob: farkness!

by fourhands4HH April 23, 2019

farkworthy

Adjective- sufficiently interesting event or news item, appropriate to qualify to appear on fark.com (see also fark)

"Did you hear about that mule that robbed a bank in Pakistan?"

"Man, that's farkworthy."

by hyenabreath August 6, 2004

Farkled

The act of adding equipment to a motorcycle, sometimes unnecessarily. Especially popular amongst the BMW GS crowd.

Bill: "Wow, Bob has sure farkled the shit out of his GS!"

Dave: "Yeah, he has everything in the Touratech catalog on that fucker. I hate him."

by brad21 September 26, 2008

Merican Fark

The way American Fork is pronounced with a Utah accent. Other words include;
Melk: Milk
Pellow: Pillow
and
Moun'n: Mountain

Guy 1:Hey man where you from?
Guy 2: Merican Fark, Utah.
Guy 1: Oh sweetness!

by Avatard64 March 27, 2009

Farking

The verb of to fark. The act of browsing fark.com.

wow I was farking last night and found this hillarious site.

by herselfelf March 17, 2004

farked

When a site is not able to be access because it has had too many hits after being posted on the news site Fark.

"OMG, that site's Farked!!"
"Anyone got a Google cache?? It's Farked!"

by pummer January 17, 2003

farkin

an easy way to say fucking in front of Dennis the father.

"thats some real good farkin ish CHicoal" "yeah im so farked up"

by boobly January 25, 2004