Exercuse

The reason why I didn’t exercise today

So what’s your exercuse today that you didn’t make it to the gym. Quinn

by Quinn7 August 14, 2022

excruseating

Excruciatingly nauseating.

Dave: Did you hear about what happened in the baseball game last night?
Brian: Yeah, I saw David Murphy slip on the grass and fall and miss an easy fly ball out.
Dave: I heard the Rangers lost because of that mishap.
Brian: Yeah, it was an excruseating loss.

by yugiohfan2010 June 16, 2010

exerscuse

A reason not to exercise.

I was going to work out today but my exerscuse is having to finish watching my TIVO'd Colbert Reports.

by brillo boy September 4, 2010

exercise brain

The stupidness that occurs during and after intense physical activity, where the body's limited bloodflow is directed towards the muscles instead of the brain.

I tried to unlock the wrong car in the gym car-park today. Severe case of exercise brain.

by someGuy April 7, 2015

Exercise Shrinkage

When the male Penis shrinks due to Intense athletic work.

My workout was intense this morning. I stripped naked after working out and my penis looked horrible... Exercise Shrinkage it's not a myth...

by Word assembly worker #45 June 7, 2018

Exerscuse

An excuse for performing previously normal activities which require physical exertion, yet are not 'legally' categorised as exercise. Used primarily in the 'covid19' age.

Paul: hey Rudiger, how you gonna get to Amy's house to play Trivial Persuit during this lock-down?

Rudiger: Easy bro, got the perfect exerscuse: just walking.

by Tripman April 16, 2020

exercise

printing it out and bringing it over during the 40 minutes so I have the bare minimum of an excuse if anyone asks With the GPU of course

Get that gooooooooooodddd exercise

by LordMace December 7, 2020