culinary colonialism

the act of going to another country and telling them how to make their ethnic food

Hey Slim, people in mexico have no idea how to make a chalupa, so I used some culinary colonialism to show them where to put the baja sauce.

by The Colonel December 2, 2003

colonial wig

When you cum on a bald girls head

I came on her head and gave her a colonial wig

by RockyHardwood June 24, 2022

Coca-Colonialism

American culture & products spreading throughout the world, like Coca Cola. . .

On my trip to Austrialia last year, if they drove on the other side of the road I'd think I was back home in America -- a perfect example of Coca-Colonialism!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 21, 2013

confused colonial

When a student at one college wears clothes supporting another college.

Look at that confused colonial wearing a Harvard shirt when we go to LSU.

by SadestPotato October 23, 2017

Colonic music

Any Enya, Yanni, John Tesh type of music. Stuff you'd expect to find in day spas where colonics are routine.

Felix: MAN! I was scared to get that hose up my ass, but that colonic music calmed me down.
Dennis: Who was it?
Felix: Enya...Only Time.

by C. Felix November 10, 2005

Colonispy

a disease causing you to only see assholes

Working for the complaint department can cause Colonispy. or "equal opportunity employers are allowed to fire you if diagnosed by a licensed physician as suffering from Colonispy"

by Frisky1525 April 28, 2010

colonaboration

when two or more people fart in a confined space (ie. room, car, elevator...) after the first person comments on the stench more than one person accepts responsibility.

as i was playing a game with my friend the other day I let out a "SBD" (silent but deadly), and when i said sorry he laughed and i realized it was a colonaboration!

by mamalekabubuday March 1, 2013