cockolate

a chocolate-covered penis

"Hey, baby, I got some cockolate for you tonight, Josh" moaned Nathann.

by Josh L L December 3, 2006

cockleberries

Wadded up balls of crusty poo, that accumulates on your wrinkly nut sac hair, cause you're always shoving your nuts up your pet's butt.

Shabombu Rimjob Honeycomb Heaton, was taking it up the gary and then she decided she wanted a rootin' tootin' jamican chocolate raspberry but then at the last minute she had a choft and decided to go with the cockleberries and a nice warm toblerone.

by Shabombu Rimjob Honeycomb Heaton April 5, 2005

Cockled

The moment when someone gets distracted by a penis and stops what he or she is doing.

She was at a loss for words after he cockled her.

by Biebermon August 26, 2013

cockle

Alternative to mate/darling used in North West England. Variety of cocker

Y'alright cockle?
Thanks for that cockle.

by leo51 June 11, 2006

cockletwat

Cock-L'-Twat n. (also verb, i.e. cockletwatery- the act of being a cockletwat). A cockletwat is a typically person whose reluctance to perform an action makes them both disagreeable (cock, see dick) and timid (twat, see pussy.)

Dude, c'mon. Stop being such a cockletwat. Let's go to that party instead of staying in tonight.

by p8ntbol18 January 1, 2008

Cockle Berries

one's ball sack. the berries of your cock.

Yo man how your cockle berries holding up after that night with that "easy fat chick"

She wasnt very easy with my sack yo. She pounced up and down i thought they popped

by aychexsee February 17, 2008

cockometer

a girl who has had sex with so many guys that she has a scientific database from which to rate a guy's dick large or small

My friend siobhan is an excellent cockometer

by TAmac911 July 12, 2010