The guy at the bar that flirts with the bartender, leaves a terrible tip, and still tries to ask her out.
"Can you believe that guy was hitting on me all night, left me a 5% tip and then still tried to ask me out?!?" "Haha...another 'no chance Lance'!"
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Murph Turf was hungry during sex so his partner told him to use her chest as a human charcuterie board.
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To momentarily play below one's skill level (allowing the opposition a chance to catch up) before mercilessly delivering the crushing defeat.
Tom is giving Mike The Polish Chance by allowing him to score a few goals.
Tom is giving Mike The Polish Chance with the girl he is talking to, but will emerge from the night as the victor.
Tom is giving Mike The Polish Chance with the girl he is talking to, but will emerge from the night as the victor.
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1.Somebody sets you up the bomb
2.It's Cats, and all your base are belongs to him
3. Cats advises that you make your time
And usually leads to:
4. The Captain declaring that you move all ZIG "for great justice"
5. The Captain assumes that "you know what you doing..."
And if you survive, you get congradulation.
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1.Somebody sets you up the bomb
2.It's Cats, and all your base are belongs to him
3. Cats advises that you make your time
And usually leads to:
4. The Captain declaring that you move all ZIG "for great justice"
5. The Captain assumes that "you know what you doing..."
And if you survive, you get congradulation.
See:
make your time, aybabtu
"You have no chance to survive make your time..."
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