by SquirrelNuts84 June 22, 2020
Get the cold cupboard mug.Euphemism for a vagina. No idea how my esteemed work colleague came up with this term. Had us in stitches. Especially as it followed on from an incident involving a 'sprung bristley flap' which is apparently a modern post box but sounds like a viscous lady garden.
by Bazildog November 4, 2020
Get the Lady cupboard mug.If you are still living with your parents, and your partner starts leaving their junk at your house, it's called "flour in the cupboard"
Brad: I don't think my parents would mind me bringing a girl home
Bobby: They might if she puts her flour in the cupboard
Bobby: They might if she puts her flour in the cupboard
by Wyndstorm December 17, 2008
Get the Flour in the cupboard mug.Gandalf: Is it secret, is it safe?
Frodo: just like a black cat in a coal cupboard!
Employee 1: Who knows about the promotions?
Employee 2: Noone, they are keeping is as black as a black cat in a coal cupboard!
Frodo: just like a black cat in a coal cupboard!
Employee 1: Who knows about the promotions?
Employee 2: Noone, they are keeping is as black as a black cat in a coal cupboard!
by Charcoal44 June 19, 2011
Get the black cat in a coal cupboard mug.by BarryIsHairy February 4, 2010
Get the Cuntongue mug.(n.) Putrefaction of the pussy, a chronic condition resulting in the most foul-smelling meat wallet found in the universe. The discharge from cuntosis can be smooth or lumpy like the mouth-watering giblet gravy your grandmother used to make.
(See also: cuntitis, a less virulent variation of pussy pathology than cuntosis.)
(See also: cuntitis, a less virulent variation of pussy pathology than cuntosis.)
by Robert E. Porter September 12, 2007
Get the cuntosis mug.She told me she loves it up the mud cupboard but I reckon it's just coz it's closing time and she still hasn't pulled anyone.
by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005
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