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cold cupboard

The fridge. Typically the fridge where the beers are.
Oi Ash! Get us a couple of cans out of the cold cupboard ya dog!
by SquirrelNuts84 June 22, 2020
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Lady cupboard

Euphemism for a vagina. No idea how my esteemed work colleague came up with this term. Had us in stitches. Especially as it followed on from an incident involving a 'sprung bristley flap' which is apparently a modern post box but sounds like a viscous lady garden.
I am feeling frisky, I need you to clean out my lady cupboard with your gorgeous tongue.
by Bazildog November 4, 2020
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Flour in the cupboard

If you are still living with your parents, and your partner starts leaving their junk at your house, it's called "flour in the cupboard"
Brad: I don't think my parents would mind me bringing a girl home
Bobby: They might if she puts her flour in the cupboard
by Wyndstorm December 17, 2008
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black cat in a coal cupboard

An analogy to keeping something secret. Or for keeping something dark or quiet.
Gandalf: Is it secret, is it safe?
Frodo: just like a black cat in a coal cupboard!

Employee 1: Who knows about the promotions?
Employee 2: Noone, they are keeping is as black as a black cat in a coal cupboard!
by Charcoal44 June 19, 2011
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Cuntongue

When you're going down on your girlfriend and your tongue ends up going numb.
I was eating Tara out for 45 minutes and I totally ended up with cuntongue.
by BarryIsHairy February 4, 2010
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cuntosis

(n.) Putrefaction of the pussy, a chronic condition resulting in the most foul-smelling meat wallet found in the universe. The discharge from cuntosis can be smooth or lumpy like the mouth-watering giblet gravy your grandmother used to make.

(See also: cuntitis, a less virulent variation of pussy pathology than cuntosis.)
The doctor's head was half way to the floor when the fetid odor of cuntosis reached his nostrils.
by Robert E. Porter September 12, 2007
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Mud Cupboard

Noun: Arse, rectum, bum cavity, etc.
She told me she loves it up the mud cupboard but I reckon it's just coz it's closing time and she still hasn't pulled anyone.
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