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Ballistic

a song from FNF that everybody vibes to.
ballistic got me like:
by yeah im a boi April 19, 2021
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bad boy ballistic

mad and cool.
Taken from the bombay bad boy (a cool pot noodle)
ballistic meaning angry or wild

put them together and there you have it,
bad boy ballistic = mad and cool :)
woah you look bad boy ballistic :)
by bad boy ballistic May 17, 2009
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Ballistic

To be drunk out of your mind, being so drunk you don't even know that you're drunk and making an ass out of yourself, raging on your friends, picking fights and being a total jackass.
"I drank a bottle of tequila last night, became ballistic and punched my best friend. Not my proudest moment..."

- I heard Steve went ballistic last night?
- Yeah, that crazy moron drank a keg and was completely out of control.
by Swedish Jesus October 24, 2012
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Ballistic fucking ape shit

When someone litterally, ballistically produces shit that of an ape.
"When I brought my report home, in which I had flunked all my subjects, my parents went Ballistic Fucking Ape Shit on me!"
by Tjoppie August 28, 2015
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Ballsistic Pissiles

While taking a piss, the urine stream splits into 2 streams that flow in random uncontrollable directions due to the buildup of semen from recently busting a fresh nut. The piss usually gets all over the floor and the seat and even sometimes your clothes and bathroom towels. The aftermath can be devastating.
Gary: Dude I just got done nailing this fat chick. She had a bad case of FUPA and didn't...hold on a sec I will be right back. Gotta take a piss.

Frank: How long ago did you nail this fatty? Don't let your guard down, you may get attacked by ballsistic pissiles.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 28, 2017
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bullyist

is when someone is doing bullyizm
hey why are you being so bullyist
by dat boy 123 February 7, 2019
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ballistic

When any object is thrown/catapulted/dropped or in any way made to hit a man's balls with painful intent, that object becomes ballistic.
Veronica: Hey Chris! *throws apple at Chris' testicles*

Chris: AHMAHGAWD!!!!!!

Michelle: BALLISTIC APPLE FTW!
by Capital V November 9, 2007
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