browned pants

Pants that have recieved the aftermath of a rectal release.

Man 1: Hey what the fuck, theres a huge shit skid down the side of Roberts leg.

Man 2: yeah looks like he's wearin' browned pants. Thats fucked what a freakin loser, lets push him over.

Man 1: Nah can't be screwed, lets go to yours and play CS.

Man 2: Ok.

by angustus March 17, 2008

browned off

1. to be very annoyed
2. another word for thorough cooking of meat
3. to be off your face on heroin

1. Teacher: "i am really browned off now"
2. Mom: "dinner will be soon just letting the meat brown off"
3. Pete: "oh shit ted was browned off at the weekend"

by Hypetrack April 20, 2008

Chris Browned

To beat someone to a bloody mess to the point where they become unrecognizable.

Jim: Hey did you hear about what Tony did to his wife?
John: No, what happened?
Jim: He Chris Browned her!

by Osmosis_Jones March 2, 2009

Big Brained

Said mockingly to describe people (like politicians and intellectuals) who use double-think, conceptualism and mental gymnastics to convince people of things that go against common sense and their own interests, but can also refer to plans or "solutions" which are unnecessarily convoluted. Usually such plans/"solutions" are intentionally complicated for the purpose of hiding ulterior motives.

"The solution is simple, but these big brained politicians have to make everything complicated."

"You have to be pretty big brained to understand that 1 and 1 is actually 11, and not 2."

"Intellectuals want to implement their big brained plans to engineer society."

by SpermDonor June 14, 2018

Chris Browned

To Hit or abuse some thing or someone, something bad that happened to you.

Term Coined after Chris Brown allegedly abused Rhianna.

She was back talkin and I Chris Browned that ho.

I was playing Pac man and those ghosts Chris Browned me.

I played the lottery and got Chris Browned





*term coined by Mike Allen when he heard about Rhianna.

by Mike_Allen_618 February 16, 2009

Chris Browned It

When you beat something and leave. Beat is used in two ways. 1.) Having sex with another person. 2.)Actually Beating someone.

Ex1.) Me: I was doing this chick the other night and I Chris Browned It and i haven't talked to her since.

Ex2.) Me: This kid tried to act hard so I Chris Browned his ass.

by Desmond D. February 23, 2009

Tea Brained

Having the political intellect of a sack of dried leaves.

The tea brained flock to anyone shouting taxes are too high like pigeons.

by freerangegeek August 5, 2010