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booker

an offensive term for a US county sheriff.

This definition stems from the fact that a US county sheriff can, if you do do something stupid in his presence, such as resisting your arrest, book you a ticket to jail
boy a): just heard flying agaric is a pleasant experience.

boy b) why in the devil's name are you so proud of yourself? I bet it would be a laughing matter, if a booker pulled you over and booked you in the slammer for the night.
by Sexydimma December 30, 2012
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Life Booker

Someone who constantly acts in real life as they would on facebook. (Ex. Someone who shows you pictures all of the time, passes notes, announces what they are doing later to everyone they see.)
Dude Chris is a major life booker, he showed me like five memes yesterday that I didn't even want to see.
by Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick January 28, 2013
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booker

an offensive term for a US county sheriff.

This definition stems from the fact that a US county sheriff can, if you do do something stupid in his presence, such as resisting your arrest, book you a ticket to the slammer or big house.
boy a): yay. just heard flying agaric is a pleasant experience. Let's try it.

boy b) why in the devil's horn are you so proud of yourself? I bet it would be a laughing matter, if a booker pulled you over and booked you in the slammer for the night, wouldn't it?
by Sexydimma June 1, 2012
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Booker

An individual who is incredibly odd or as some might say... booky
by FlipsTuesday January 25, 2024
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Olivia Booker

Olivia has straight brown hair and blue eyes, she is very talkative but can be shy sometimes... she’s a great friend and has amazing character traits to have and has a great appearance!
I’m so jealous of olivia booker she’s so pretty
by Olivia Booker February 21, 2019
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Eyal Booker

A very rare species of snake, recently discovered on the coast of Majorca in a large house
Wow that's a beautiful snake.
I know, that's an eyal booker
by MCMAURICIO June 16, 2018
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Booker

To write about a time you committed sexual assault as if it was nothing more than the behavior of a young man and then destroy another man's life because of an allegation of the same behavior which the man in question fiercely denies.
Cory Bookered for the doctor because he was attempting to gain political favor. He didn't care that the allegation against Brett amounted to the same thing he'd written about doing, himself, at a similar age.
by Alice1918 September 29, 2018
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