Egg Basketed

To get someone Pregnant

Girl": "Hey, I just found out I was egg basketed today... ."
Guy: You're pregnant?

Someone pats an woman's stomach.
"Girl... you're looking like you were egg basketed..."

by Anesthetique March 18, 2015

Linus Blanket

Another word for a pacifier, comforter or security blanket, but it can be used as a metaphor. Originating from the comic strip Peanuts, the character Linus is always holding his blanket for protection. His dependence has lead to this being a pop-culture reference to all such objects in relation to those who need them.

The term became a lot more popular after the term was used by Simon Pegg in an early episode of the hit TV sitcom Spaced.

"Does the convenience storekeeper really need that Baseball bat under the counter?"

"Not really, it's just a Linus Blanket, he'll never use it!"

by MikeSynonymous February 18, 2010

Choad in a Blanket

A nice choad sandwich wrapped in dough. Similar to pigs in a blanket but instead of little hot dogs, they contain a giant choad.

We were all out of pigs in a blanket so we had to settle for the choad in a blanket.

by Beavis H. July 15, 2010

blanket rule

A general/generic rule being applied to everything/everyone.

"You cannot just set a blanket rule for lunch break times and expect everyone to fall into line every time you return from lunch; there will be some exceptions and exemptions."

by computingman August 5, 2014

blanket

a cloth that is like a towel, but it's usually heavier and instead of drying you, it keeps you warm. Most people like to keep blankets on their bed at night. Blankets are totally sweet

damn I love my blanket

by where am i? February 7, 2005

security blanket

1. A blanket (or toy) carried by a child to reduce anxiety

Stems from the Peanuts comic where the character Linus always had his blanket with him.

2. (informal) anything that an adult person uses to reduce their anxiety

This phrase can also be used to indicate a male friend whom a girl has no romantic interest but uses him to to cock block other males at parties, dances, or other events.

Whenever my boyfriend doesn't want to go out dancing, I take Kyle to keep the other guys away. He's sort of my security blanket.

by TheBlankey February 4, 2006

cum blanket

towel favored by a particular man to whipe his jizz on after he whacks the shit out of his chicken

dude, dont lay on that, thats my cum blanket

by 5ki11i0nz0r February 15, 2004