And individual or event which detracts the attention of inferior or less desirable people away from what everyone else is doing. It's the person who hosts another party to take the school idiots away from the everyone else, so everyone can enjoy themselves without being anxious about dimwits turning up
Will: "Are you going to Timmy's party?"
George: "I want to, but what if the idiots turn up"
Will: "Don't worry, Lucy's party is on the same day"
George: "Ahhh Lucy is a total cretin blanket"
George: "I want to, but what if the idiots turn up"
Will: "Don't worry, Lucy's party is on the same day"
George: "Ahhh Lucy is a total cretin blanket"
by GrumpyBint May 23, 2013
Just another word used for a twat but just without the swearing.
Blanket humpers also don't know shit, they are like your blonde twats that can't count at all!
You could say they are always horny but no one actual likes them, so they fuck their blanket. But yet again we are humans, we get horny. But more important please be careful around them, you might catch their Aids they received from their blanket.
Blanket humpers also don't know shit, they are like your blonde twats that can't count at all!
You could say they are always horny but no one actual likes them, so they fuck their blanket. But yet again we are humans, we get horny. But more important please be careful around them, you might catch their Aids they received from their blanket.
*one man and a guy who identifies as an attack helicopter with 5 guns and 3 wheels as fingers are walking down the street when they meet the worse type of people on this planet.....a blanket humper*
"Wow, you see Charlie over there?"
*actor points to some random guy, walking down the street*
*the actor's friend nods his head*
Well he is a blanket humper, hide yo wives, hide yo kids, yo he isn't safe
"Wow, you see Charlie over there?"
*actor points to some random guy, walking down the street*
*the actor's friend nods his head*
Well he is a blanket humper, hide yo wives, hide yo kids, yo he isn't safe
by Savagemylads November 30, 2018
by Ravi_Shankar August 11, 2020
When a welsh man is having sex with a sheep. Before his release he pulls out, rolls the sheep on its back, then ejaculates on the sheep's stomach. Following ejaculation he rolls around on the ground stomach to stomach with the sheep.
by ClamKnuckler May 20, 2014
OMG, mary has a "WTF blanket". What a dumbass. She could've just bought a blanket, or worn her robe backwards. What a douche.
by Too GreD February 10, 2009
"I see you have your windows boarded up,"
"Yeah I have the glass just not the window blankets."
"You mean curtains.?"
"Yeah those."
"Yeah I have the glass just not the window blankets."
"You mean curtains.?"
"Yeah those."
by Stacey fern July 14, 2014
A 'Blanket Lifter', is the term given to the fiercely powerful fart in bed that has the power to raise aloft the bed sheets much to the disdain of the partner laying akin.
What the fuck did you do that for?? You scared me AND the dog (Which shot clean off the bed and into the hall yelping!!!) Next time you need a blanket lifter go to the fucking toilet you dirty bastard, you nearly had my eye out!
by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020