baff

v. t. & i. The act of thwacking a recipient (usu. female) around the face with a semi-erect schlong, ideally post-spaff.

She enjoys a good baffing.

by spaggler April 30, 2004

baff

shortened version of baffoon, generally used between friends as a mild insult. coined and used mainly in north canterbury, new zealand although not yet a mainstream word.

jake- lasagne topping is mainly cheese ae?
dan- of course it is you baff, try reading a fucking recipe book

dan- walks into door
jake- baff!

by smeggybaff August 15, 2012

buffmuffin

female not wearing any panties under her pants

"Hey - I heard that Jane is going buffmuffin today !"

by Marty20525 August 3, 2007

baff

Murdoc's favorite thing and a meme

Murdoc:THE BAFF!!

by Stuart / 2D June 22, 2018

BAFF

BAFF = Bare Ass Face Fart
The worst possible fart, only thing that can make this worse is if you "shart" along with it.

Last night when we had our huge party, Timmer passed out early, so I gave him a BAFF.

by Herf69 May 28, 2008

Baffed

To walk around not knowing what the fuck your doing, also to be easily confused, usually associated with a low I.Q rating.

A random baffed person called (for example) Les: 'Harvard is the Yale of England'

Non-baffed person: Les .. your baffed.

by jizzjazzjoes October 27, 2012

baffle me backwards wastin plates and shit

this can be said when someone, or you, is in a state of utter confusion. your are so fuckin confused, you blurt out some random phrase to show how god damn fucked up u are.

"god damit you baffle me backwards wastin plates and shit!"

by MYNAMEISV March 2, 2007