nurtle

the ultimate word, it can be used in any context.

it can mean awesome, terrific, stellar
it can be sad.
it be used for any other word.

guy 1 yo nurtle whats up

guy 2 not much trying to get my nurtle on

guy 3 get that nurtle outta here

by Shrimp dick dugan October 21, 2010

Nurtle

The area at the crest of the ass-crack. It is often over-looked and taken for granted.

Check it out, that girl's nurtle is showing.

by Alkaiser October 22, 2010

Nurtle

Nurtle is a mysterious turtle whom resides on a rock in the middle of a pond. Nurtle, comes out when a blunt is passed around. He is often seen with his head in the air, saying his famous words " Yo what up nurtle". Nurtle can also be used in everyday language. Like the smurfs use "smurf" for everything, nurtle is used the same. He is often seen picking up his socks or telling people to clean his dishes.

What a Nurtle. - Origin, Nick T.
Don't be a Nurtle. - Origin, Liz.
Oh, what up Nurtle. - Origin, Andy H.
What a fucking Nurtle. - Origin, Doogin the Hooligan.

by The Hulk. October 21, 2010

Nuttler

Someone that nuts three times or more in one night, either in discovery or out of pure depression.

He became a "Nuttler" after nutting three times at three A.M.

by 1800defined October 14, 2018

nutless

Not in posession of ones male reproductive organs. This does not include the penis as it is merely a delivery device.

After Brads bull riding accident, he became nutless.

by Snot416 August 1, 2007

nutless monkey

noun: someone with no particular skill.

The phrase appears in the movie Tropic Thunder, when the character Les Grossman (played by Tom Cruise) tells a studio executive "A nutless monkey could do your job."

by Lorem Ipsum December 4, 2013

nutley

adj. when something is drenched in nut (cum, spunk, spooge, semen) or resembling something that is drenched in nut. an object that is nutley may be stiff, sticky, have a strong bleach scent, or have splattered stains on it.

that's a very nutley dress you're wearing, monica

by steg0saur January 11, 2018