Nurtle

The area at the crest of the ass-crack. It is often over-looked and taken for granted.

Check it out, that girl's nurtle is showing.

by Alkaiser October 22, 2010

Sweat-mathing

The desperate, reactionary act of attempting to exclude yourself from a time-based crisis using mathematics in a social setting.

Dude, Stacy told me she was pregnant yesterday. I just stared right through her while sweat-mathing.

by Alkaiser September 09, 2010