garf

A small white-haired hobbit that has a mental affliction from drinking too many vodka lemonades. May be seen pulling tramps, biting the head off a dead bird, or just plain making a fool.

Gary Leeson.

"Garf's been at the plants again, bloody hobbit"

by Muzza2k April 5, 2005

garf

abbr. "Garfinkles"

Used to express dissatisfaction, disgust or annoyance.

Originated in Whistler, Canada

That chick was so garf

by CaroN May 3, 2005

garf

garf. he is rad

garf is rad

by garf January 24, 2004

garf

an exciting verb meaning to defecate, poop, crap, or evacuate the bowels. it is commonly used in informal situations, such as hangin with the bros. scientifically, it is the proper use of one's garfer.

Alex: Where can I take a dump around here?

Matthew: I garfed back at the cabin. You should take one of the golf-carts there before you ruin that nice swimsuit.

by MattD99999 September 27, 2011

garf

Garf is associated with the word ledge fashionable sporty an just allround geeza!

Garf, what a fucking ledge

by Dan May 24, 2004

garf

A particularly gay scarf.

I'm not a big fan of scarfs, but damn, that is a fucking garf.

by GarfHater December 21, 2009

garf

It is the male version of a queef. it is a dick fart. if you have it you're probably retarded or incredibly gay.

The queer kid at camp garfed in the locker room.

by garfallday123 November 22, 2010