earbating

1.noun An act of masturbating with ear. Usually an act of listening to trance/progressive/techno music in which the ear is masturbating by itself when the music segues into the dramatic climax of the song resulting in eargasm.

2.verb To masturbate in the form of eargasmic act.

1. The tune mixed by Markus Schulz is worth earbating.

2. My friends all had earbated after attending a trance gig in London.

by arambai August 3, 2010

Earbling

To wear a diamond earing.Not an EARING..

Mark:Hey Mike, you think buying my lady earbling is kinda rude cause its for guys

Mike:Not really, hey wait i dont even care you douche

by ColdFlamezMike March 4, 2010

edubating

Masturbating while learning,(watching the discovery channel, wikipedia, history books, food network(big guys only) medical texts etc.)

Person A: hey you know what I found out last night when I was jackin off? Areola is the medical term for nipple

Person B:huh, I guess that means you were edubating

by dogggyyyssstyle August 10, 2010

Earbashing

Talking non-stop,therefore boring the other person to death.another word for Blabbermouth

"Omg!omg!omg!did yah hear?shaniqua's baby cousin sister aunty stepbrother's neighbour done walked in on her husband getting hoochy koochy with another man!"
"Girl quit earbashing dont nobody wanna hear that"

by Michada June 24, 2006

ebating

Masturbating to Internet porn or cybersex.

Sorry I wasn't ready in time, I was ebating.

by compustrat August 22, 2012

earbangin'

Whining & sniveling in a hard and continuous way without a solution to the problem

He is always earbangin' everyone about his bitch of a girlfriend and his problems at work.

by T'or April 3, 2008

Earbashing

When someone over exhausts a topic of conversation.

"And then he swerved around the corner and crashed into a ditch."
"OH MY GOD, I HEARD ABOUT THAT. IT'S SO FUNNY AND HE WAS ALL DRUNK AND STUFF, AND DAYUM IT MUST SUCK TO BE HIS FAMILY. BUT LIKE, WASN'T HE DRIVING WITHOUT HIS HEADLIGHTS ON, OR SOMETHING?"
"Dude shut the fuck up and stop earbashing.. His sister's standing right next to you."
"OHH. Hey. Sup."

by Hugh Laurie July 25, 2006