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When Jack uses his penile organ to give Belle sexual pleasure via the ear canal
Jack is earing belle after dinner
Earing by Fudge2 July 22, 2016
Impractical piece of jewelry, most often forcibly inserted into the lower earlobe where it then hangs. Most often used by girls with a single "earing" in each ear, sometimes also used excessively - by girls or guys - with mixed results.

Statistics have shown that people identifying themselves as "gothic" or "emo" have are 150% more likely to have multiple earings.
In the book "Diary" Peter's friend ripped his earing out, severing his earlobe into two pieces, resembling a snake's tongue.
earing by Louis K April 11, 2005

earing sexual orientation 

Describes the subtle message of sexual orientation by where a guy wears his earing. Right means gay while left means a fornicator.
That guys earing is on his right ear, I think he's gay. (Earing sexual Orientation)

Earing it 

Earing it is a slang term that describes something foul and dirty. Its particularly used in jokes for the "lolz".
Dude i was with a girl and she started earing it! Gross!!
Earing it by Yours_Truly_lol123 April 2, 2011

dog-earing

to turn down the corner of a page, especially in a book. sometimes used to bookmark pages.
she's always dog-earing the page she left off on.
dog-earing by dust in the wind August 12, 2005

California earing 

n.

A cellular phone (cell phone) firmly affixed to one ear (especially when driving)
The car accident was caused by a woman with a California earing.
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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