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When Jack uses his penile organ to give Belle sexual pleasure via the ear canal
Jack is earing belle after dinner
Earing by Fudge2 July 22, 2016
Impractical piece of jewelry, most often forcibly inserted into the lower earlobe where it then hangs. Most often used by girls with a single "earing" in each ear, sometimes also used excessively - by girls or guys - with mixed results.

Statistics have shown that people identifying themselves as "gothic" or "emo" have are 150% more likely to have multiple earings.
In the book "Diary" Peter's friend ripped his earing out, severing his earlobe into two pieces, resembling a snake's tongue.
earing by Louis K April 11, 2005

earing sexual orientation 

Describes the subtle message of sexual orientation by where a guy wears his earing. Right means gay while left means a fornicator.
That guys earing is on his right ear, I think he's gay. (Earing sexual Orientation)

Earing it 

Earing it is a slang term that describes something foul and dirty. Its particularly used in jokes for the "lolz".
Dude i was with a girl and she started earing it! Gross!!
Earing it by Yours_Truly_lol123 April 2, 2011

dog-earing

to turn down the corner of a page, especially in a book. sometimes used to bookmark pages.
she's always dog-earing the page she left off on.
dog-earing by dust in the wind August 12, 2005

California earing 

n.

A cellular phone (cell phone) firmly affixed to one ear (especially when driving)
The car accident was caused by a woman with a California earing.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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