Amazon

An online shopping service founded by Jeff Bezos, who somehow manage to damage any package that you may order.

Friend "Hey dude did you buy something off of amazon?"

Me "Yeah dude but the box disintegrated by the time it got here."

by CobraCrusher October 6, 2019

Amazon

A website that takes away jobs.

Amazon is ok but screws people over.

by Henry Barbie Dahl April 5, 2019

amazon

(N.) A really big, tall woman.

-Isn't Ashanti a real Amazon? -No, you fool. She's just standing next to Ja Rule. -Oh, well since he only comes up to her chest, I thought she was really an amazon.

by G-Union May 15, 2003

amazon

1. South American jungles.
2. A well-known site that delivers music, movies, books, and other entertainment goods to your front door.
3. A large and/or super muscular woman. Basically, all women bodybuilders.

1. "Some bugs in the Amazon down south are downright nasty."
2. "Aww sweet. New Queens of the Stone Age albumk on sale on Amazon.com."
3. "Aww, man. Check out that luscious amazon bitch that just walked by."

by Mr. Bird September 1, 2005

Amazon

A female warrior from greek mythology, who would often travel in pairs of 2 and their main color was red.

Their most famous queen was Hippolyta, who was captured by Hercules as one of his 7 tasks. Hippolyta called her Amazon warriors, and they fought and beat Hercules and his men.

They would cut off their left breast, so that they could shoot their bow and arrows more easily. They were also very tall, strong, and aggresive.

"Our teacher read us about the amazons during Greek Mythology"

by I like lizards October 22, 2006

Amazon

An industry that doesn’t know how to pay its workers. Also has a smiley face.

Someone who works at Amazon really should speak out!

by A friendly wirus December 12, 2018

amazon

amaZon women are the best women to have sex with. there tall, sexy and great in bed..

man that chick was a real amaZon

by CoReY and TiMmY June 10, 2003