Smartulate

Anybody can speculate about anything, but people who have some background knowledge on a topic can at least smartulate.

As a carpenter with a bathtub in my house, I can speculate about what caused that dam to overflow; but I would prefer to hear someone who knows anything about dams, but wasn't at that dam, smartulate about what went wrong.

by nothing exciting August 19, 2021

smakulate

Smakulate -- masturbate
Smakulation -- masturbation
Smakulits -- skeet, jizz, and milk
Smakulator -- someone who smakulates for people
Smakulating -- masturbating

Smakulate - "Im gunna go in the other room and smakulate before mom comes home..."
Smakulation - "Damn, that smakulation session was crazy yesterday."
Smakulits - "As I walked through the hallway remenants of smakulits dripped onto the floor."
Smakulator - "Here comes the smakulator, maybe she can smakulate me today."
Smakulating - "I ran into the bathroom and began smakulating to pictures of paris hilton."

by Nick & Taylor October 20, 2006

sharculate

To ejaculate, and shart at the same time all the while having sex.

There was a lot to clean up after Jeremy sharculated on Brittany.

by kswoosh34 June 17, 2007

Smartucate

V. the act of expanding your knowledge base through higher learning, especially if you're a redneck, hillbilly, or similar. Usually smartucation takes place at a Colliversity.

I went to colliversity to get smartucated

by Swanagram March 19, 2010

SMASHULATE

to have sex vigorously,

i smashulated the girl from the club something furious last night.

by Jaheezy March 31, 2009

Smartwater

A very sexy human being

"Smartwater is a very sexy boy"

by L1zzymarriedsmartwater September 25, 2021

spatulate

To remove by means of scraping.

"He jumped from so high up, we had to spatulate his brains off the tops of his shoes"

by call.me.razzamatazz October 31, 2008