What your roommate does every morning, when they occupy the restroom for an eternity and you really need to take a dump. They also may or may not leave some of the most heinous smell there after they're finally done, making you question whether you really need to go that bad.
Person: *bangs on bathroom door
Roommate: "Just 40 more minutes!"
Person: "You've been there for two hours already, stop shitblocking me!"
Roommate: "Just 40 more minutes!"
Person: "You've been there for two hours already, stop shitblocking me!"
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A shortening of the phrase He/She got His/Her shit rocked. Meaning to get hit amazingly hard, or to be beaten bad in a sport or fight.
by Romanick October 16, 2007
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The unfortunate occurrence of a bowel movement that crests the rear band of an infant or toddler's diaper, resulting in yellow, curdy staining of the child's back and clothing (and often furniture, parents, and household pets).
-verb
The act of producing a shitback
-adjective
Having characteristics of shitback.
See also shitleg and shitbaby
The unfortunate occurrence of a bowel movement that crests the rear band of an infant or toddler's diaper, resulting in yellow, curdy staining of the child's back and clothing (and often furniture, parents, and household pets).
-verb
The act of producing a shitback
-adjective
Having characteristics of shitback.
See also shitleg and shitbaby
Oh no, the kid's got shitback!
Quick! Grab the change pad, he's shitbacking!
These diapers suck - he's all shitbacky.
Quick! Grab the change pad, he's shitbacking!
These diapers suck - he's all shitbacky.
by ochawan October 13, 2008
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can also be used as a verb (shitbooking)
can also be used as a verb (shitbooking)
"Dude stop shitbooking so much. I don't care that you just finished brushing your teeth. Your Facebook looks like a twitter or something."
by ladragonmaster February 4, 2010
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by Deadbreed January 20, 2011
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dude you owe me money shitknocker
man this shitknocker dont owe you money
dude youre such a shitknocker
man this shitknocker dont owe you money
dude youre such a shitknocker
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