Shitbooking

the act of using facebook whilst taking a shit

Wall Post: i just invented the word shitbooking, the act of using facebook whilst taking a shit, which im doing right now!!!

by carnivore94 February 4, 2010

Shitbooking

The process of checking one's Facebook whilst on the toilet. A modern phenomenon, due to the ease of smart phones. Closely related to Pissbooking (by about ten centimetres).

After that dodgy curry, I knew I was in for a big one. So I decided to do some Shitbooking.

-"Dude, you were in there for ages, you alright?"
-"Yeah man, just did some Shitbooking"

by pubic_clabs June 13, 2013

Shitbombing

Putting feces in an almost empty shampoo bottle, add water or urine. Shake the bottle and spray it on your victim.

Mostly done in prison

On the bars I could see a brown substance which were the remains of fellow prisoners shitbombing each other.

by Prison Kikel May 13, 2009

shatbooking

Shatbooking is like Shexting, but its when someone spends far to long on the toilet with a tablet or smartphone whilst using facebook.

Person 1: 'What are you doing Shexting? I need to use the toilet..'
Person on the loo: 'No!! Im Shatbooking...'

by Scuzzball February 16, 2014

Shitboring

so boring that taking a shit is less boring.

man this game is shitboring. i hate platform games...

by jonny four fingers January 2, 2010

Sextbooking

The equivalent of sexting but over facebook.

I almost went on a date with a guy who was into sextbooking last night. What a wanker!

by katygirrl January 18, 2011

Slutbooking

(Verb): The Act of doing promiscuous things on Facebook OR The Act of commenting/posting on many peoples walls, pictures, status's, and other things on Facebook.

John:Wow! did you see all the comments Alison left on everyones wall.

Sarah: Oh...yeah....she was slutbooking again.

by Mr.Gabrielstein May 31, 2011