Rectilling

A nautical term referring to the use of the anus to hold the tiller in order to free up both hands for other sailing tasks. A nautical term; especially used in pseudo-sado-masochistic, potentially-homoerotic short-handed sailing.

I prefer rectilling whilst rounding the bouys; gives me a free hand for the sheets and other activities.

by BosHog October 19, 2009

rectile

Much like a crosshair but can be locked onto a target.

My rectile locked onto the tail end of a black jet.

by Richard Crumpton July 27, 2004

rectile dysfunction

dick dont work right

man 1: "i have erectile dysfunction"
man 2: "that sucks"

by TheTalkingWallThatLikesMemes February 12, 2021

Rectile Cleric

A small troll-like, highly religious creature which resides in one's Rectum. A Rectile Cleric is highly dangerous once provoked and must be handled with uptmost care. Hail the pox!

A rectile cleric a day keeps the anal warts away!

by Saruman of Mondor December 30, 2004

Rectile dysfunction

Constant state of needing a fat shit.

I have rectile dysfunction.

by Jdbfjwjbs February 12, 2022

Rectile dysfunction

Constant need of a shit.

I have rectile dysfunction

by Jdbfjwjbs February 12, 2022

Rectility

asswad behaviour (see asswad)
all encompassing asswad behaviour
of being "rectile" (see rectile)

He has entered the Inner Sanctum of Rectility.

by Mr Lee December 22, 2006