Plonked

When something is dumped in front of you.

I will just use whatever is plonked in front of me.

by altm8511 January 24, 2012

plonked

when someone is just super shwasted

dude she drank so much she was so plonked

by mommymckee July 14, 2021

Plonked off

Fall asleep all of a sudden and sleep like you haven't slept in 10 days

Katrina: Hey Becky, what happened to you last week?
Becky: Oh I plonked off for a week while I was talking to you. The cops woke me up when the neighbors complained about a foul stench coming from my apartment.

Katrina: Fuck, you bitch!

by gandalforever2008 June 4, 2013

plonkadoodle

An idiot who does nothing but draw/doodle all his spare time, especially of chickens

There's this loser at school called Joey who's such a plonkadoodle. I mean, his hobby is doodling and drawing chickens!

by Doddi September 14, 2007

Planked

Planked - Hit with the ugly stick

"That galdem Trisha is peng... but her mate Stella is PLANKED"

by Herbert Schweffe February 23, 2021

plonker

dope, idiot, moron, wally, pillock, dunderhead, dimwit

You are such a plonker, Rodney.

by Jackson Pillock January 13, 2003

plonker

the term plonker started out as a reference to someone who was forever drunk on cheap wine (cheap wine is nicknamed plonk) this person was usualy a homeless person, or poor person.

today the term plonker is a very light hearted insult. Its not even seen as an insult, its like calling someone a wally. Its in no way ment maliciously. you call someone a plonker when they say or do something stupid.

bob - why didnt my food cook ?
john - you never turned on the oven, you plonker.

by Emperor Bubba February 1, 2005