A smartphone, or any small, multifunction, touchscreen communications device which effectively allows the user to stop thinking.
Named for the Handbrain devices in Howard Tayler's Schlock Mercenary.
Named for the Handbrain devices in Howard Tayler's Schlock Mercenary.
by Dr. Jingo December 12, 2012
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"My secretary's tits are nice but she has to handbridge when I tit fuck her. I think I will fire her ass." -Angry MD at a BB
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"Brain, I've had just about enough of your hairbrained schemes for world domination!"
"Shut up, Pinky."
"Shut up, Pinky."
by Rod Brock July 27, 2006
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The stripper continued teasing the audience. At this point she was wearing only panties and handbra.
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Get the handbrake mug.A professional apologist who feels the need to be wracked with guilt about any given perceived wrong-doing regardless of fault and often fact. These people are often attention seekers who wish to fit into a group as they are incapable of analysing facts in a logical manner.
by TheHoodedClaw November 17, 2013
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Friend: Hey, what are you doing in there?!
You: Uh, just applying the handbrake, if you know what I mean.
Friend: Disgusting, dude.
You: Uh, just applying the handbrake, if you know what I mean.
Friend: Disgusting, dude.
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