Hammerfix

Referring to any (usually temporary) solution or workaround involving the abrupt use of a blunt instrument or hasty approach.

It was a hammerfix to say the least, but the bug in the accounting software no longer throws an exception when the user enters his identification sequence.

by Casey Comendant March 27, 2008

hammertime

When F1 driver Lewis Hamilton drives as fast as he can.

"Okay Lewis, your rival has pitted - it's hammertime!"

by oderalon February 1, 2020

hammering clitties

Vicious anal factory women will do this when male co-workers make a major mistake at work.

"I can't believe it. We lose our biggest customer and all these women are hammering clitties."

by running out of patience March 12, 2008

Orthodox Hammering

Vanilla sex. Nothing kinky. Typically missionary style, limited sex sounds and mutual orgasm may or may not occur.

After two years of orthodox hammering, I finally had to find a prostitute to liven things up on the side.

I walked in on my old man giving my mom an orthodox hammering.

by Dick Onchin September 4, 2020

hammerfasted

Combination of the words "hammered", "shit-faced", and "wasted". Used to describe a state of intense drunken-ness, usually accompanied by asinine behavior.

Dude, I had a terrible week. I can't wait to get hammerfasted and embarrass myself tonight.

by jbagwell4 November 8, 2009

Hammerfaced

The state of being so far beyond hammered and shitfaced that you combine the two into one kick ass word.

"Yo Kev, how drunk were you last night?"

"Man I was hammerfaced."

by PJZ, too many people use this September 28, 2008

hammering

to fuck a girl usually to fuck her so hard she screams

Guy 1: I was hammering a girl so hard that she was screaming daddy

by fugenuggets are yum December 25, 2019