hammerfish
Dude, bro, i totally got smashed off of hammerfish and then picked up the deepest V from Abercrombie. and you know what i know by deep V.
hammerfish by consauce September 3, 2012
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hammerfasted
Combination of the words "hammered", "shit-faced", and "wasted". Used to describe a state of intense drunken-ness, usually accompanied by asinine behavior.
hammerfasted by jbagwell4 November 8, 2009
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hammerfist
to hit something or someone with a closed fist in an overhand motion intending to cause damage, similar to the way a hammer is swung using the tricep muscle. Usually quick and repetitive.
Brock Lesnar landed some mean hammerfists against Frank Mir.
"Quit being stupid before I knock you down and hammerfist your face!"
"Quit being stupid before I knock you down and hammerfist your face!"
hammerfist by Forrest Griffin January 16, 2010
hammerdasher
One who has sex and leaves immediately after, commonly known as a one-night stand, also a "hit and run" as an innuendo
"There are many species of sexual animals in this bar tonight. First there's the wall flower, then the emo-kid, followed by 'that guy' who thinks he can dance. Then there's the all night hammerdasher, watch closely as he stalks his next drunk target."
hammerdasher by JKrieg March 8, 2008
hammershow
When 3 or more girls get together at a bar and all of them become so intoxicated they can barely see.
hammershow by Rozlyn July 4, 2007
hammersharked
1. Getting so hammered that you really do believe you are a shark (see slizzard)
2. What happens to a shark when swimming in beer
2. What happens to a shark when swimming in beer
1. Brooke was definitely Hammersharked during Shark Week because she kept her arms over her head like she had a fin and kept singing the Jaws theme song (dundun, dundun, dundundundun)
hammersharked by Thrillway October 26, 2010
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