hammerfish

a drink that consists of a lot of ice, vodka, monster, and a tiny bit of any fruit drink.

Dude, bro, i totally got smashed off of hammerfish and then picked up the deepest V from Abercrombie. and you know what i know by deep V.

by consauce September 3, 2012

hammerfasted

Combination of the words "hammered", "shit-faced", and "wasted". Used to describe a state of intense drunken-ness, usually accompanied by asinine behavior.

Dude, I had a terrible week. I can't wait to get hammerfasted and embarrass myself tonight.

by jbagwell4 November 8, 2009

hammerfist

to hit something or someone with a closed fist in an overhand motion intending to cause damage, similar to the way a hammer is swung using the tricep muscle. Usually quick and repetitive.

Brock Lesnar landed some mean hammerfists against Frank Mir.

"Quit being stupid before I knock you down and hammerfist your face!"

by Forrest Griffin January 16, 2010

hammerdasher

One who has sex and leaves immediately after, commonly known as a one-night stand, also a "hit and run" as an innuendo

"There are many species of sexual animals in this bar tonight. First there's the wall flower, then the emo-kid, followed by 'that guy' who thinks he can dance. Then there's the all night hammerdasher, watch closely as he stalks his next drunk target."

by JKrieg March 8, 2008

hammershow

When 3 or more girls get together at a bar and all of them become so intoxicated they can barely see.

"Last week at the bar was a total hammershow for the girls"

by Rozlyn July 4, 2007

hammerfill

A butt troll.A Troll that protects a womans anus..

My friends hammerfill is still alive.

by warrior 32 November 7, 2007

hammersharked

1. Getting so hammered that you really do believe you are a shark (see slizzard)

2. What happens to a shark when swimming in beer

1. Brooke was definitely Hammersharked during Shark Week because she kept her arms over her head like she had a fin and kept singing the Jaws theme song (dundun, dundun, dundundundun)

by Thrillway October 26, 2010